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发表于 21-3-2008 03:40 AM
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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two piece". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two piece on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock."
and she tella me ,"everyone wanna f*ck." I tella her, "
you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table."
She say, "You better not f*ck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed."
He say, "You better not sh*t on the bed, you sonnawabitch."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said," Peace on you." and I say,"
Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!
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[ 本帖最后由 aYuMiBoA 于 21-3-2008 03:46 AM 编辑 ] |
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