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发表于 6-11-2010 07:15 PM
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亂講,我幾時食過耶穌個血?
豬血糕才可以給我們營養同生命
小強 发表于 6-11-2010 11:17 AM
基督教徒应该都吃过耶稣了吧
Nun: Hello, children. I'm Sister Anne. And I'll be teaching you so that you can all receive your First Communion.
Stan: [quite afraid] Are we gonna go to hell?
Sister Anne: Well, hopefully not. That's why you're gonna need to receive Communion.
Cartman: A- And as long as we get this Communion thing, we're safe?
Stan: What if we haven't really done anything that horribly bad in our lives.
Cartman: Yeah, what if we haven't?
Sister Anne: It doesn't matter, because we are all born with Original Sin. Now, let me explain how Communion works. [brings out a golden dish with round wafers on it] The priest will give you this round cracker, [lifts up and displays a wafer] and he will say, "The Body of Christ," and then you eat it. [silence]
Cartman: Jesus was made of crackers?
Sister Anne: No.
Stan: But crackers are his- body.
Sister Anne: Yes.
Kenny: [thinks a while, then] (What?!)
Sister Anne: In the Book of Mark, Jesus distributed bread and said, "eat this, for it is my body."
Cartman: So wwe won't go to hell as long as we eat crackers.
Sister Anne: Nononono!
Butters: Uhwell, uhwhat are we eatin' then?
Sister Anne: The Body of Christ! [confused faces all around]
Stan: Nonono, I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but he didn't want us to be cannibals, so he turned himself into crackers, and then told people to eat him.
Sister Anne: No!
Stan: No??
Butters: Huh-I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
Sister Anne: Look: all you have to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker, you eat it! Okay?!
Kenny, Stan, Cartman: O-kay.
Sister Anne: And then, you will drink a very small amount of wine, for that, is the Blood of Christ.
Cartman: [unconvinced, closes his Bible] Aw, come on now, this is just getting silly! [rests his head on his left hand]
Sister Anne: Eric, do you wanna go to hell?!
Cartman: [startled] Nno!
Sister Anne: Then stop questioning me. |
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